This SO reminded me of Texoma! Enjoy! ~Melissa
Three Cuzzins are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
Bubba Cuzzins says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "
Cuzzin Bubba Cuzzins says: "Why is that stupid?"
Bubba Cuzzins says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
Cuzzin Bubba Cuzzins says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!"
Bubba Cuzzins says: "Why is that so stupid?"
Cuzzin Bubba Cuzzins says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
Ima Cuzzins says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
Bubba Cuzzins and Cuzzin Bubba Cuzzins say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"
Ima Cuzzins says: "She ain't got no pecker."
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