LISSA’S: A couple of chuckles....

COWBOY HONEYMOON:
A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "This here is a very special 'casion....our wedding night, and we need a good room with a strong bed." The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?" The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied... "No, I guess not, I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."


NICE BIKE:
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little Girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you ?' 'Yep' the little girl said, 'He sure did !' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for A safety violation and said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.' The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?.' 'Yes he sure did,.' chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.'


Turkey...
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?" The boy replied, "What turkey?" The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm." The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!" The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?" The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!"