A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said " 2-4 years! "
April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it ???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" Button on the stupid phone!!!
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