Sunday, June 15, 2008

LOL.. Moondog never fails to suprise me!

On one of my many joke emails I usually send out daily, I got a reply back from our friend "Moondog" with his own twist answer. I was never really looking for an answer to this riddle because the punchline is at the end of it, but I absolutely love his answer! Check it out!


Can you solve this puzzle?









You are riding on a beautiful white horse.








On your left side is a drop off.




On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.








In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way




and you can't seem to overtake them.








Behind you is a stampede of horses.








What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?








For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.



* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *

...and this was Moondog's response:


Shoot an ostrich, the lion stops to eat it ,, that trips the horse,, and the other ostrich stop to put their head in the sand, and you pass the gazelles on the right....


how did I do?

Saturday, June 7, 2008

"Thoughts on moving to Houston" by Moondog

Give me an H,,,,,,,,,,,,,,H,,,,
give me an O,,,,,,,,,,,,,, O,,,,,
give me a U,,,,,,,,,,,,,U,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
give me an S,,,,,,,,,,,, SSSSSSSSSSS,,,
give me a T,,,,,,,,,,,,, TATATA
give me an O,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH,,,,,,,,,,,,
givame an N,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, NNa NNa NNa NNa NNa NNa,,,,,

what does that spelll ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, escape,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I
can't hear you,,,,ESCAPE,,,,
who is number one,,,,, our family,,,,,,,,,
I can't hear you OUR FAMILY,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Got to move on BABY,, yeah,,,, Got to move on Baby,, yeah,,, get down
get down the road,,, yeah,,,,,
headin to the coast
sorry I got to boast
got to not feel like a piece of toast
treated like a roast
so babay,,, babay set me free set me free can't you see,, set me
free,,,,